w3k:
I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadn’t eaten every single strawberry of my life like that
xors:
the only person to do this move EVER… truly deserving of the mitski treatment
If a sitting president threatens to hold government employees hostage and shut down the government for years because the other branches of government won’t give him absolute power, then he should be fucking impeached.
#like this is literally how authoritarianism starts #the government wo[n’t] build your wall? #shut down the government entirely! #declare a state of emergency to circumvent congress! #like how long will it take for martial law to be declared after that?
American friends just be watchful in 2020 if it looks like he’s going to loose, especially if he’s going to lose to a woman or a member of a minority..
here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one
(Source: lesbiskammerat)
stop your addiction to being right
good advice for everyone who isn’t me
when men say that girls only like sports because the guys are attractive what they’re really saying is that they think the guys are attractive but are too insecure to admit it so they project onto women. in this essay i will